May 2012
May 17th
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Today while on my way to pick up my brother from his baseball practice, I thought about just driving into the opposite lane because I feel so miserable sometimes. But then I realized how selfish that would be.  What is wrong with me? 
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May 16th
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Summer is coming,
thatfunnyblog: I currently look like this: I just want to look like this: But I’m always like: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
May 16th
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myprayersinvain asked: Recommend some music?
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May 15th
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Oh my god. I need some metal loving hunk to sweep me off my feet and take me to see Iron Maiden and Alice Cooper in July.  CAN THAT PLEASE HAPPEN? PLEASE!?
May 15th
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r0bbstark: 2boys1cup: mothers day was so 2 months ago not for the mother of freedom
May 14th
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Your Role in The Avengers →
haleyhawesome: starkinglyhandsome: damnithasook: bibbitybobbitybooyouwhore: Plim is a member of Loki’s Army and married to Coulson and is a/an Human Married to Son of Coul, you say? Yes. Yes good. Ava is a member of The Avengers and married to Coulson and is a/an Mutant . I can deal with everything on this list. Cameron is a member of The Avengers and married to Nick Fury and is...
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i swear to god i am the wrose person to get drunk with. i am a lgiht weight. and alcohol makes me so fucking tired. dead
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viviandemilo: romantickissingporn: jujerbuttz: btw, if anyone would like to send me a picture of their penis wearing sunglasses, i will probably hang it on my wall next year same Your wish is my command, babes. I borrowed a boner from a friend.
May 11th
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teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
May 11th
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May 11th
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Applied to a lot of places today.
I’m really hoping either Walgreens or our local coffee shop will hire me. Because I don’t really want to work at Mcdonalds, or a gas station.  Also. I’ve been battling a migraine all freaking day. And I took way to much Excedrin migraine. Apparently you’re only supposed to take two within a 24 hour time period. Well, I’ve taken 10 today. Which would explain why my...
May 11th
I am a tard. So many people are messaging me about being penpals, that I forgot who I did and didn’t give my address to. Oops. XD
May 10th
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